just-shower-thoughts:

Setting the bar really low in a game of limbo is actually setting the bar really high.

just-shower-thoughts:

In the last two decades phones have advanced to affordable high tech devices that fit in your pocket and connect to the internet, but printers are still massive clunky monstrosities that are constantly malfunctioning

just-shower-thoughts:

We’d rather be able to skip an ad in 5 seconds, than watch a 5 second ad and not be able to skip it

siobhanblank:

the-descolada:

siobhanblank:

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

Are you sure

(via guy)

just-shower-thoughts:

If you had sex in a wheelchair, you could pop a wheelie, a boner and a cherry simultaneously.

lochnessmonsterofficial:

zionthepansexual:

dangerbooze:

OH MY GOD

(Source: dekoi2501post, via guy)

trashmouth-smashmouth:

nanoochka:

meatyogre:

this is the absolute sweetest thing I’ve seen in my entire life. i wish nothing but the absolute best for this dude for the rest of his life, he deserves it more than any of us

I’m so glad this was recorded for future blackmail purposes.

I LOVE BIG DOGS

(via guy)